You know, I can’t remember the last time I had a good night sleep. I have been commuting into London for over 7 months now and I can’t recall a single day when I have woken up feeling totally refreshed and said to myself ‘that was a good sleep’. But then again, who actually says that anyway, “that was a good shower”…… Tw@t!
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If the recent Fantastic Mr Fox movie is anything to go by, the chicken & the fox battle can only go one way… or can it? The Metro this morning reported on a certain Chickan called ‘Dude’ who isn’t so “chicken” after all. A less than fantastic Mr Fox was found dead, apparently from several head wounds. The suspects: Dude, Izzy, Pongo and Pecky, four birds who played chicken with the fox and, it would appear, won.
Sorry Ladies, unless you are peckish for some Sushi you will have to get the Weather Girls to sing a little harder if you want some hunks to fall from the sky.
Yes, another Metro story comes to Joe’s Blogg, this time in the form of raining fish!
Yesterday I shared with you what only can be describe as the cutest little lamb ever to grace this planet & without fail the Metro have delivered yet another heart warming story with some furry friends. If only all papers could just report on the happy stuff & leave all the death, sex & violence for the grumpy gits in this world.
Today was one of those days when you just don’t want to get up – you hope that the alarm you can hear going off is just a dream and you still have 8 hours of sleep left… wrong! But I can always rely on the Metro to get me smiling again, this morning it was the story of the black belt lamb. Now i might be slightly biased as I have sheep but isn’t he just the cutest?
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
